Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the
computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said,�� THAT��S IT! I have had
enough. I am going to give you a test that will run for two hours, and from the
results, I will judge who does the better job."So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They
did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They
created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job
known to man.Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
underworld. Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: It's gone!
It's all GONE!!" I lost everything when the power went out!"Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past
two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have
any?" God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves ...��
Haha... funny... Point here I think is not to let the computer controll
you... and also "Jesus really saves" =p
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